独立日
发表于 2012-8-13 14:22
<div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我翻译成英文了:</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">Wei County People's Congress iron, home of the very rich, and is a civil servant, over the years for many, the management and promotion to move to the field, it sold to others, the residents can not afford to. But it is extremely low price and sold to the neighbor small scholar. The first evening alone with machetes, into the North Hall, climb to the rafter. In the middle of the night to night, suddenly someone, reaching a length of Zhang, hat, wearing yellow, class to call: " waist. " Long promised him. He asked : " how could someone in the house? " Answer :" no stranger waist. " The people left. For a while, there is a hat, wear Tsing Yi people, then there is a hat, a person dressed in white, to his waist. And, as before.</span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">By daybreak, the student went down to the hall, with the previous method call the waist, asked : " who is the man in yellow? " Waist said, is the gold. In the hall the west wall under. "" in the person who is it? " Replied :" pennies. In the hall of the edge of the well five paces. " Which are arrayed in white robes? " Replied :" is silver. In the northeast corner pillars under the wall. " Who are you? " Replied :" I telescopic rod. Now in the kitchen the next. " Wait until morning, little scholar in order to dig those places, get gold, silver five hundred jins, coins must cross. So get telescopic stick spit slobber to get back into shape. Oblique inserting the waist as a weapon. He is very wealthy, residential finally quiet tranquility.</span></div>
steam_ice_frog
发表于 2012-8-13 14:42
好深奥的样子。
未央
发表于 2012-8-13 14:46
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>zgyak47</i>在2012-08-13 13:32:00的发言:</b><br/>半夜先见一白种美女,身穿白色比基尼。说:细腰,帮帮忙好吗?细腰说好吧。“yeah,yeah!"后来遇到一黄种美女问细腰帮帮忙好吗?细腰说:好。“雅咩蝶,雅咩蝶"最后来一黑人美女身穿黑色比基尼,同样问,细腰能帮帮忙么?“.....”见没人理黑人美女又问了一遍。这时细腰说:你能笑一下吗? </div>
<br>淫才。。。膜拜。。。
杰宝猪
发表于 2012-8-13 14:48
<br>棍子冒有, 金钱冒有。
<br>不过一切都会有的!!!
流龙马
发表于 2012-8-13 15:57
今晚我也得看着点儿自己的棍子们,看看能不能发柴
fengshuns
发表于 2012-8-13 17:30
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>独立日</i>在2012-08-13 14:22:00的发言:</b><br/>
<div><span style="FONT-FAMILY: verdana">我翻译成英文了:</span></div>
<div><span style="FONT-FAMILY: verdana">Wei County People's Congress iron, home of the very rich, and is a civil servant, over the years for many, the management and promotion to move to the field, it sold to others, the residents can not afford to. But it is extremely low price and sold to the neighbor small scholar. The first evening alone with machetes, into the North Hall, climb to the rafter. In the middle of the night to night, suddenly someone, reaching a length of Zhang, hat, wearing yellow, class to call: " waist. " Long promised him. He asked : " how could someone in the house? " Answer :" no stranger waist. " The people left. For a while, there is a hat, wear Tsing Yi people, then there is a hat, a person dressed in white, to his waist. And, as before.</span></div>
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<div><span style="FONT-FAMILY: verdana">By daybreak, the student went down to the hall, with the previous method call the waist, asked : " who is the man in yellow? " Waist said, is the gold. In the hall the west wall under. "" in the person who is it? " Replied :" pennies. In the hall of the edge of the well five paces. " Which are arrayed in white robes? " Replied :" is silver. In the northeast corner pillars under the wall. " Who are you? " Replied :" I telescopic rod. Now in the kitchen the next. " Wait until morning, little scholar in order to dig those places, get gold, silver five hundred jins, coins must cross. So get telescopic stick spit slobber to get back into shape. Oblique inserting the waist as a weapon. He is very wealthy, residential finally quiet tranquility.</span></div></div>
<br>哥.....你要干啥
fengshuns
发表于 2012-8-13 17:31
这要是住楼房咋办
酥咔子
发表于 2012-8-13 18:21
大烙铁,还小皮鞭呢
yybob602
发表于 2012-8-13 18:29
呵呵,文采啊
面带笑容
发表于 2012-8-13 18:35
<br>后来呢?。。。
冰瞵惩下
发表于 2012-8-13 18:37
我的怎么不说话呢
莎莎
发表于 2012-8-13 18:46
来听老生讲故事~
恶鬼门徒
发表于 2012-8-13 20:17
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>zgyak47</i>在2012-08-13 13:32:00的发言:</b><br/>半夜先见一白种美女,身穿白色比基尼。说:细腰,帮帮忙好吗?细腰说好吧。“yeah,yeah!"后来遇到一黄种美女问细腰帮帮忙好吗?细腰说:好。“雅咩蝶,雅咩蝶"最后来一黑人美女身穿黑色比基尼,同样问,细腰能帮帮忙么?“.....”见没人理黑人美女又问了一遍。这时细腰说:你能笑一下吗? </div>
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珍珠
发表于 2012-8-13 20:26
<div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>老生常谈</i>在2012-08-13 13:04:00的发言:</b><br/><font color="#ff00ff" size="4">不是大烙馍,是大烙铁<img title="点击查看大图" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看" src="http://www.mayi.sg/images/emot/em03.gif" align="middle" border="0" /></font> </div>
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夏雪
发表于 2012-8-13 20:28
靠,兄弟淫才啊!