[原创]呵呵，老被你们说成混分党！这次我来发帖让妳们混分吧！
<div><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://img14.poco.cn/mypoco/myphoto/20130331/18/17349233120130331184430046.jpg</span></div><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><div><span style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br/></span></div>唉，发了个卖包包的帖子，居然被两个棍友指认出我是混分谠！！<嘿嘿嘿，我认罪></span><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br/></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">那我将功补过，发个帖子让你们混混分吧！！ 我也不好界定这个帖子的类型，就自作主张发在“棍友生活”吧！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br/></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">我先自我介绍一下，我在某市某区的衙门上班！！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://pic.yupoo.com/dimmy2000/CHEiSE4o/fvwfc.gif</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br/></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">白天的工作就是110，接警。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><只负责现场，不具体处理，除非是一点小事，我可以现场调解，那就不带回派出所了，毕竟那边也很忙！></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">嘿嘿嘿，白天都是一些繁杂的琐事，顺便抱怨一下吧！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">现在有很多人，都有一个观念！！动不动就打110！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">怎么说，不能说这是不对的，但是有些事，你打110，纪律规定我必须赶紧来，但是我来了，真心是处理不了啊！！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana; ">简单举几个我遇到过的例子吧！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">1，上个月，一个男滴报警，说他刚结婚个把月，老婆就在外面偷人，这尼玛你问我怎么办？？</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我尼玛忙着上班，30岁了连婚都没结，我哪知道老婆偷人该怎么办！！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">后来只能跟他说：“想过下去就好好跟你老婆谈一哈，不想过了就搜集好证据离婚”</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">2，别人欠钱的。这个不用多废话，这个有明确的规定，JC不能介入债务纠纷。我只能告诉你走法律途径，</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">除非能定性为“诈骗”。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">3，买卖纠纷，质量问题。这个我们遇到的也很多，这个你找工商啊？你找我干嘛？我们不是职业的质量鉴定人员，我们根本不能确定问题的原因，我们也只能让你找工商！！<除非是明显的假货，我能帮你点忙></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">4，合同纠纷，任何你们双方签过合法合同的，都按照合同来就行了，一方违约，就去打官司，不就完了？</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">我来了，能怎么办？？我只能调解，任何一方都能不鸟我。这个只有法院能管！！那才是管这个事的地方。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">白天还有很多乱七八糟的事，全部写下来能写到明天！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">介绍一下晚上的工作吧！！ </span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">接警就不说了，来说“盘查临检”吧。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">这个工作有很多群众都很不理解，都说我一普通老百姓，你们这些JC上来就查身份证，搜身，检查包包什么的。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">其实，我蛮理解你的“反感”，但是这真心是为你好，我检查的不止你一个人，你是正常的，你敢说街上没坏人吗？？查出一个坏人，好人就多一份安全。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">也许你不信，下面就贴几张照片吧！都是忘记带“执法仪”，我拿自己手机拍的。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">下面这个是月初的时候，天气还有点冷，在辖区里面巡逻的时候，闻着这个家伙身上味道不对，就让他出示身份证，然后开包检查，这家伙拔腿就跑，追了100来米，就搞定了，你看他脸上是红的吧！！因为带上车，坐在后座，他说把身上的钱都给我，只要我把他放了就行了，我接过钱，扔在前座上，就狠狠的揍了他一顿，贱人，居然敢拿钱侮辱我！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://pic.yupoo.com/dimmy2000/CHEiSE4o/fvwfc.gif</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">在路上捡到小女孩，真心是从晚上11点，一直找到凌晨4点多，才找到家里人！照片里面是我同事和那个孩子，我是拍照片的人！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://pic.yupoo.com/dimmy2000/CHEiSE4o/fvwfc.gif</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">下面这个就简单了，一看就明白是什么事了！！ </div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">辖区群众反映有个居民楼，有几个卖X的，既然群众反映了，我们哪能不管呢！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"> 挑了个风大的夜晚，准备抓“现行”的，嘿嘿，我们去的时候男滴还爬在女滴身上！！</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://pic.yupoo.com/dimmy2000/CHEiSE4o/fvwfc.gif</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">下面这个是唯一一个白天碰到的，月中的时候，接中心指挥室的报警，我们辖区里面有几个混混模样的拿着刀在某单位宿舍里面闲晃，我们平时都是两人一组，这个为了重视，我们去了三个人！！去了以后没发现，然后走访群众，得知他们进了某人家里面，我们三个找到以后，直接进去，里面7男一女，刚吸完毒。然后开打，那天棍子上全是血，好再用的是“海军”，一擦就干净了！！只能拍这几个没有明显外伤的，其他几个都去医院了！嘿嘿嘿，心里一紧张，下手就有点黑！！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://pic.yupoo.com/dimmy2000/CHEiSE4o/fvwfc.gif</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">再说下面这个吧，离现在最近的。就是上一个夜班。三十号的凌晨1点多发生的。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">出门巡逻，本来想去辖区里面最近“入室盗窃”比较高发的地方转转，结果这两个家伙从我同事旁边走过去，我同事就觉得他们神情很不自然，身上有吸过毒的味道！！直接拦下来，带回平台以后身上只有少量毒品，但是确实刚才吸过毒。然后继续盘问，同事当好人，我来当坏人，连哄带吓，一个多小时后在不造成明显外伤的情况下，它们原意说出买毒品的地方了。</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://pic.yupoo.com/dimmy2000/CHEiSE4o/fvwfc.gif</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">凌晨三点多，没说的，安全第一，穿上防弹衣，三个人就奔招供的那个酒店了！！让服务员骗开房门，冲进去，差点没被麻.果的味道熏死。抓人，搜房间。然后怕他们还有其他的房间和同伙，又把所有有嫌疑的房间搜了一遍，等把人带回去的时候，已经天亮了！！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;">http://pic.yupoo.com/dimmy2000/CHEiSE4o/fvwfc.gif</span></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">呵呵呵，手机里面只有这么多了。平时都是拿“执法仪”拍摄的，偶尔忘记带了，才会拿手机临时顶一下！！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">这只是3月初，到今天的！其实，执法仪里面还有N多！不过由于程序的限制，执法仪里面的弄不出来！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><br/></div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">这次不会再说我是混分谠了吧！！！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">嘿嘿嘿，文笔有限，写的不好，也没有那些“法制室”和“宣传室”写的那么专业！！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; ">喷子就不要来废话！！我虽然不能跨省抓捕你，但是我能在这里跨省骂你！！！</div><div style="font-family: Verdana; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal; "><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><br/></span></div>[此贴子已经被作者于2013-03-31 18:45:57编辑过]
涉案的照片没必要上外网吧？忘了纪律了？ 支持楼主，支持警察棍友 沙发，这个要顶一下 顶，工作辛苦了。 好厉害的JC，以前听说警察揍人以为是假的，现在终于知道是事实，但是如果我是警察我也这么干，嘿嘿 帮顶。。。 <br>帖子要顶，分也要混
<br>那红色的药片是啥？ <div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>迷路的乌鸦</i>在2013-03-31 16:30:00的发言：</b><br/>
涉案的照片没必要上外网吧？忘了纪律了？<img title="点击查看大图" src="http://www.mayi.sg/images/emot/em01.gif" border="0" align="middle" alt="图片点击可在新窗口打开查看"/>
</div><div class="quote"><br/></div><div class="quote">领导，不要这样嘛，大案子不行，这种提不上筷子的小事，还请领导假装没看见吧！！！</div><br> 做床上那女的对楼主甚是愤怒啊！看那嘴揪的 .. . 问下jc同志如果巡逻盘查带身上有GAS的人家说是用来防身的那你会怎么处理 这帖子，值得混分，嘿嘿 <div class="quote"><b>以下是引用<i>梦里听海</i>在2013-03-31 16:47:00的发言：</b><br/>
做床上那女的对楼主甚是愤怒啊！看那嘴揪的 .. .
</div><div class="quote"><br/></div><div class="quote">嘿嘿嘿，那天有点冷，我把取暖器关了。二来，她要倒霉了！！</div><br> 给警察叔叔顶了 <br>只要不是故意刷帖影响大家浏览的都不会轻易被定义为混分，楼主多虑了，欢迎来论坛交流
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<br>PS.这帖子很有水平